I'd be carrying on my family name. Because Leo gets our future children's last name, I claim naming rights to their first and middle names. That's fair, isn't it?
I'd probably have an awesome metabolism. Stupid skinny boys
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I'd wear suits all the time, just like Barney Stinson and Neal Caffrey. Please and thank you.
I'd have awesome hair and eyelashes. How do guys have the nicest, longest eyelashes?!
I'd grow a sexy beard just for the heck of it. None of those gross, bushy, long santa beards though.
I wouldn't have to wear a shirt all the time. I could go running shirtless! (If I actually ran)
I would probably have more money because men don't have to pay for expensive bras, makeup, or hair products. I could spend it on awesome electronics.
I'd be able to easily pee outside if I wanted to. No squatting needed.
I'd be a gentleman. I'd open doors for women, pay on dates, be nice
I'd do manly things, like wrestle bears and run with wolves. Oh, men don't do those things? I would.
My sexuality would probably be questioned because of my profession(s). However, I'd be the manliest wedding planner and jewelry designer around.
I'd be too interesting for the Dos Equis man.
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Sometimes, it's too bad I'm not a boy. I'd be awesome at it. Now it's time to meet someone else who isn't a boy: Nora @ Two Is Better Than One!
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7 comments:
I am IN LOVE with Neil Caffrey... holy smokes can he rock a suit!
haha love this!
why can't they be a gentlemen?! so annoying!
This is so funny. There are times when I wish I didn't have to wear a shirt to run...probably would be awkward, though...and painful ; ) So glad I found you through A Dose of Paige - I'm trying to start wedding planning as well! Tips accepted ; )
I would definitely wear suits and would love that high metabolism!!
Sexy Beard... my boyfriend has one.
Love it!!!!
I've always told my husband that I get full authority on naming our children--they are already going to have his last name! Your reasoning is very sound.
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